introducing the art of phimitation

How does one go about explaining the birth of a monumental sport like phimitation?

We dunno. But starting from the basics, i.e. a definition, would probably be a good idea.

phimitation |fim-ee-tay-shun|noun
the art of creating phims
DERIVED FROM: photo-imitation
phim |fim|( pl. phims |fims|)nounimages created by imitating photos, i.e. by phimitating

So yes, those definitions are sketchy at most, looking at some quality phims taken by master phimmers will probably be more helpful. Before that, however, we should warn you that though many of them are hilarious and chortle-worthy, there are a few rare ones that have the potential to burn eyes and instill (in you) a fear of particular people who have the potential to look worse than 'disgusting'.

You may also have the tendency to become awed by the high-difficulty level phims that we have taken/collected. We understand your admiration of us in these cases, but sorry, we do not give out signed phims.

All that being said, we invite you to try this new sport/art of phimitation.

It strengthens your facial muscles and contibutes greatly to your arsenal of facial expressions which you can use while taking pictures in everyday life!!! We can't wait to see more phims floating around in cyberspace!!!

Send your phims and/or photos you want us (or any other willing human) to phimitate to phimitation@hotmail.com !!!